Bad luck...

This is what happened to a prisoner that tried to escape...  Take a look at the prison guards, this can only be a joke.

... at least he tried.

Being straight is cheaper than being gay

That's what Angela Merkel indirectly said some days ago, but is it like that in real? We shall see it.

Let's check:

1. If you are gay, you probably won't have children (unless you adopt one). Even you choose to adopt you don't need to spend money in doctors before the birth.
2. You don't need to pay the restaurant bill to be polite.
3. You don't have over-expenses with children and family.
4. Gay people take a better care of their image which increases the possibility of being hired.

Is Merkel envious? She still supports that straight people should pay less taxes than gay? Is that OK? Of course not, where is the defence of the equality of rights?

Bo inspects Xmas decorations

Hi people from don't-know-where! How are you? So, you may have noticed that this guy above is Bo, Obama's family dog (is he a dog, actually?!) and he is smiling to the camera men. "Guys, do you like my hat?" says Bo, "I really love it, can I give you mine and you give me yours?" asks the camera men, and Bo says "It is Christmas and I need this hat, I cannot give it to you, sorry dude." The photographer gets another idea "Can I photograph you?", Bo answers "Take a look at my teethe, I think you better do it!"

1. Bo-Ô-Ô-Ô!
2. I adore your tongue Bo! Very photogenic, definitely!
3. Is that Santa's hat your size? "Yes" "Really, are you sure?!" "Don't annoy me, you are pointless!" Ok, bye!"
"Bye, dude!"